Super Cute
Hi, my name is Oscar and do you know what, I'm the cutest cat in Harborne !
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Being as cute as me isn't an easy job let me tell you. My stunning good looks, graceful demeanour, fine fur and luxurious whiskers make it easy to see why I am the cutest cat in Harborne.
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There may be other cute cats in Harborne, but face it, none of them are as cute as me !
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So, if you see a cute cat whilst walking around Harborne, remember, they aren't as cute as yours truly :)
ABOUT ME
My brother and i were both born with stunning good looks and from day one we were destined to be the cutest cats in Harborne.
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Whilst my brother is also amazingly cute and good looking most people will agree that when it comes to super good looks and super cuteness I hold first place.
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My cuteness is a worldwide phenomenon and I have emails from
the four corners of the world complimenting me on my cuteness and asking whether they can meet me if they ever visit Harborne.
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Being the absolutely cutest cat in Harborne comes at a price. If I have to visit the High Street for salmon, caviar or foie gras I always have to wear a cat beard and cat aviators for fear of getting mobbed by my fans.
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Cutie Petootie !
"He has to be Harborne's cutest cat !"
Other cats in Harborne that think they're cute but aren't !
